Elvis McGonagall - 'Let’s Offend the Knight Together'

Let’s Offend the Knight Together

He’s a randy Rumpelstiltskin
With his sticky fingered gong
Her Satanic Majesty’s award
For lip-service to song

He’s the honky-tonk accountant
Who left the LSE
He always gets just what he wants
He’s Mick Jagger plc

It’s only corporate rock 'n' roll
And he’s Chairman of the Board
He’s a tax exile on mean street
Next week he’ll be a Lord

He’s part of English heritage
A Grade II Listed square
“Arise, Sir Mick!” Satisfied?
Street Fighting Millionaire!

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