Elvis McGonagall - 'Grayson Perry’s Wheel Of Fortune'

Grayson Perry’s Wheel Of Fortune

Oh what a shock
Is it art or is it crockery?
He might wear a frock
It’s Essex trannie pottery

He paints kids on his pots
But it ain’t Harry Pottery
And it ain’t exactly
Very terracottary

His pots cost a lot
Since he hit the jackpottery
I saw him on the telly
When he won The Turner lottery

He looks better in a dress
Than Rodney Trottery
did in those crap ads for WH Smith
If you order Tarka Dahl
It’s mainly ottery

So I went to The Tate
To have a look and whatnottery
And I loved Perry’s pots
It’s not tosspottery

Grayson Perry - respect urned

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