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Bush
Telegraph - Latest Edition
I’m Sheriff George Wayne
Bobbitt 2
The Wild West’s biggest dick
Saddam Insane’s a captivated man
That guy was Hitleristic
He had an axe of evil
Though we’re not sure where it’s gone
His big beard of distraction
That weren’t foolin’ anyone
Private Ryan found him in a bunker
I did not know that The Bogeyman played golf
We promise that we’ll execute him fairly
In a court of kangaroos tied-down by Rolf
He attacked us in Pearl Harbour
He shot JFK
He poisoned all my pretzels
“C’mon punk, make my day”
I’m still at war with terriers
Buryin’ missiles in Wine-Rack
You can tell Osama Bin-End
Al-Kai Holix won¹t be back
Them Muslin folk need civilised
Teriyakis must be free
They’re dying for a Starbucks
’Cos that’s democracy
I’m proud to be American
We gave the world French fries
(Paris is in Texas
Jacques Garlic, he tells lies)
My cuddly buddy’s Tony Bear
He lives in a clock called Ben
We play at Christian soldiers
Praise be for nukes, Amen
Your Great Prime Mister, Stan Churchole,
May I paraphrasicate?
“We fried eggs on their beaches,
Over-easy, gas mark 8”
We carpet bombed Beanbagdad!
Whizz! Bang! Biff! Bang! Pow!
Have a nice day Islaminates
It’s Uncle Sam’s oil now!
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Elvis McGonagall
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