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The
Revolution Will Be Televised
The revolution will be
televised brother
It will be broadcast on multiple channels and split screen technology will
be used
Fifty different newscasters will speculate on the reasons this revolution
is going on
None of them will be right
Those who question the official government line will be sacrificed in the
line of duty, friendly fire brother
The revolution will still go better on BBC as there will be no commercial
breaks.
Terry Wogan and Cat Deeley will tempt and titillate you into casting your
vote
Wear your red revolutionary nose with pride brother as we do the Che, Che,
Che Guevara
The revolution will be televised brother.
There will be instant replays of instant carnage
And a slow motion montage, shown on the ten o’clock news.
Instant carnage gonna get you brother.
Jamie Oliver will wear his Tamil Tigers T-shirt with pride
Tho’ this time he will know what it means to have a tiger in his tank,
And a pukka pistol in his pocket.
The official looting will start not long after rush hour is through
Give the suits time to change before we rage.
Celebrities will be incarcerated for their own protection.
Except Jamie Oliver as he’s the figurehead of this insurrection
Jim Davidson and Atomic Kitten the official talent will also be spared
The Kittens revolutionary theme will be London calling
The revolution will be televised
Corporate boxes will be available for Blair’s cronies.
Hot snacks and cool Britannia drinks will be provided.
Tony will wear a red, white and blue velvet jump suit
He has been saving for just this occasion, Cherie will sport a kaftan
This is a multicultural revolution after all sister
Jim Davidson will entertain as the nations funniest racist
And in tribute to the monarchy.
The revolution will go better with coke we'll mainline as we shakedown and
get down to Tv brown.
The revolution will get you high
We will all tune in, turn on, shoot up and step out for some instant
carnage down at the Asda.
Asda carnage gonna get you brother
Right between the thighs
The revolution will be televised
Will be televised, will be televised
Will be televised, be televised
The revolution will be live brother
And repeated on multiple channels
Giving multiple orgasms in multiple languages
See the revolution on Rupert Murdoch’s Sky brother
Live and repeated
©
Dam Robinson
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